The Adventures of Boudreaux  {boo-drow} and Thibedeaux  {tib-eh-doe}

Boudreaux has a "sick duck"
O'L......Boudreaux took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The doctor
explained that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for
the animal to pick up it's food. "Wot you got to do is gently file dat duck uppper bill down even wit' de
lower bill. But you goota be esstra  careful' cause dat duck's nostrils is located in de upper bill an'if
you file down too far, when de duck took a drink of water it'll got drown." OL' Boudreaux goes about his
business and about a week later the Doctor runs into his patient."Well Boudreaux, how is dat duck o'
yours?" the Doctor inquires. "Him dead" declared the heart broken man." I dun told you not to file his
upper bill down too far! He took a drink o' water and got drown didn't he?" insisted the Doctor. "No"
OL' Boudreaux replied ...." t'ink him was dead before I took him out o'de vis......Michael....I did not laugh
at the duck .....but ....Boudreaux....HE is missing a few screws......lol

Thibedeaux has a Bar-B-Cue.......
One time, ol' Thibedeaux {tib-eh-doe} had a Bar-B-Cue in the back of his house.Well ol' Broussard
{broo-sard} saw one of Thibedeaux's children running around with a strang outfit. Broussard said" Hey,
Thibedeaux, wot dat yor baby got on himself?" Thibedeaux said "Man, dats a Pampers, cher {shah}!"
BROUSSARD said "whoo man! I need ta gots me some o' dem Pampers!" The next weekened, Ol'
Broussard was having a crawfish boil in th back of his house.Thibedeaux said" Whoo man, looks like you
gots some a dem pampers on yor boy!" Broussard said "Yeh, I love dem pampers, cher. You don' gots to
wash'em, you don' gots to fol'em, jus'tro'ed em away". THIBEDEAUX SAID"...Wall den, you need to
change dat Pampers on dat little PIERRE".  Broussard went and picked up and shook him a little and
again said "NO I DON".   Thibedeaux said "Look at dat! He got shoo-shoo come out de back o'de
Pampers. He got shoo-shoo come out de front o'de Pampers.He got shoo-shoo run down his legs! Man,
WHY you not change dat Pampers?"  Broussard said"  CAUSE! De box says its good for 18 to 23
pounds!!!!!!!!.............
 

The Cajun Captain............
ALL security personnel are required to wear coon skin caps.-He keeps referring to the shuttlecraft as
pirogue.-There's an LSU bumper sticker on a warp necelle that says" Geaux Tigers".-His favorite
Holodeck program is called " tho" down at de do do"-Every time you dock at a Star Base, he ask to see
the "Cock o'de Walk".-He programs the replicator for Boudin,- He calls the phasers"scatter-guns". -He
calls photon torpedoes "slugs".-He refers to Klingons as Catfish.- His hand phaser is shaped like a Bowie
Knife.-His science Officers name is Gaston.-The Red alarm sounds like an accordian.-he refers to the
Tholian Web as a "Gill Net". -He signals Red Alert by saying" Scare".....................
 
 

Thibodeaux gets sick
One day Thibodeaux went up to Boudreaux."You know Boudreaux, I think somethin' wrong wit me."
Boudreaux said," Mais, Thibodeaux,tell me what's your problem?"  "Well Boudreaux," Thibodeaux
said."My whole body is in pain.Everywhere I press on my body it hurts."    "Thibodeaux, I think I know
what's wrong with you." Boudreaux replied . "Tell me Boudreaux, what could it be?"   "Thibodeaux, you
need to see the doctor because your finger's broken."
 

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux buy Louisiana Airlines
......{NEXT JOKE BABY}.....Boudreaux and Thibodeaux had bought their own airline. On their first flight
from Lafayette to Jamaica, they ran into trouble.Thibodeaux came on the loud speakers and said,"We
are going to have to make an emergency crash landing. We are over the ocean so all of you that can swim
please move to the left side of the plane, and all of you that can't swim, please move to the right side. As
soon as the plane hits the water I want all the people on the left to swim to shore. All the people on the
right, well, Captain Boudreaux and I would like to thank you for fying Cajun Airlines........
 

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go fishing
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go fishing at the pond in back of Boudreaux's house. It was dark
when they reached the pond they realized they wanted to cross to the other side.But they couldn't walk
around and had no boat or pirogue to cross in.Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux said,"No problem, I'm
gonna shine this here flash light across the water and you gonna walk on the beam of the light all the way
across." Thibodeaux then says," Mais, Boudreaux, you must think I'm stupid or something, cause just
when I get halfway across you gonna turn off the light."
 

Boudreaux pays his I.R.S. Bill  (way late) lol
Dare was da time Boudreaux was having trouble sleeping at night. Boudreaux wrote a letter to the
Internal Revenue Service.He put, "Dear Internal Revenue Service, For da tax year 1993 I underpaid
my federal income tax and ain't been able to sleep well since.Enclosed is a check for $200.00. Signed,
Yours in Good Government, Boudreaux." And he put at the bottom, "Mais, P. S. If I don't sleep better
tonight, I'm gonna send you da rest."

Boudreaux drinking story
Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, La. one Saturday night, and had several beers under
his belt.After a while, he looks at the guy sitting next to him, and asks him,"Hey, you wanna hear a good
aggie joke,you? The big guy replies,"Let me tell you something, I'm an oilfield roughneck,I weigh 270
pounds, and I don't like Cajuns.My buddy here is a Pro football player, weighs 300 pounds,and he
doesn't like Cajuns either.His friend on the other side , is a professional wrestler, weighs 320pounds,
always has a chip on his shoulder,and he likes Cajuns even less then we do, and we are all Aggies. Do you
really want to tell us an Aggie joke? "Boudreaux, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, tells him, "Well, I
guess not. After all I don't want to have to explain it three times!"
 

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux  go out west
A long time ago, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go out west.They were in a covered wagon but
somehow got separated from the wagon train.Boudreaux was in the front driving while Thibodeaux
relaxing in the back.All of a sudden, Boudreaux heard a yell from Thibodeaux in the back: "Hey,
Boudreaux,there's Indians on horses back here chasing us."Boudreaux said," Thibodeaux, how big are
they? "Holding his thunb about 2 inches apart, Thibodeaux said, "Mais, Boudreaux, they only about this
big."  "That's okay, Thibodeaux," Boudreaux said. "Tell me when dey  get bigger." About ten minutes
later, Boudreaux yelled out, "Hey Thibodeaux, how big are those Indians?" "Mais,Boudreaux,dey are
about tree feet tall." Boudreaux yelled back, "That's  still okay, Thibodeaux, but tell me when they get
bigger." Ten mintues after that, Boudreaux cried out again, "Thibodeaux, how big are those Indians
now." "Mais, Boudreaux, dey about this big as you and me!!! "Well shoot'em!" screamed Boudreaux,
"shoot'em!"  "Mais, Boudreaux, I can't," said Thibodeaux, holding his finger and thumb about 2 inches
apart."I've known'em since they was dis big!"

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux fill out a job application
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are out looking for a job.They are walking by some building with a sign that
says "Pilot Wanted. "So Thibodeaux tells Boudreaux: "Mais Boudreaux. Your a pilot, you should get dat
job". So Boudreaux goes inside and tells the manager dat he is a pilot, with 20 years experience.The
manager immediately hires him.Boudreaux comes back out and tells Thibodeaux he got the job.
Thibodeaux says "Mais, if you can get dat job, den I can to! He goes inside and talks to the manager. The
manager asks him, "So you're a pilot like Boudreaux? I really need more pilots." Thibodeaux responds
"No, I shovel manure." The manager replies "I'm sorry, but I really have no need for that." Thibodeaux,
confused, asks "Mais,you just hired Boudreaux!" The manager responds "Yes, he's a pilot." Thibodeaux
laughs and says "Mais boug, I  got you on dis one here;- you see, ole Boudreaux can't pilot {pile  it}
unless I shovel-it!"

Boudreaux meets a road-raged "texan"
Boudreaux is driving down the big road in Houston,Texas, when all of a sudden this big ole Texan cuts
him off and forces Boudreaux to the shoulder where Boudreaux immediately gets out his Country
Cadillac{pick -up truck} and walks up to the Texan and begans screaming at the guy.The Texan,
remaining calm, politely goes to his trunk, and pulls out a tire tool.He bends over and draws a circle in
the concrete on the shoulder of the Interstate and tells Boudreaux to get in the circle and DON'T get
out.Well, the Texan walks over to Boudreaux's pick-up truck  and  bashes in his tail lights.Looking at
Boudreaux, the Texan sees him laughing hard.Getting even more frustated, the Texan bashes in the back
glass.Looking over at Boudreaux again, he sees him lying on the ground, rolling from laughing so hard.This
really gets the Texan upset, so he bashes in the front windshield, the headlights, and the mirrors.Walking
over to where Boudreaux was at, he still sees ole Boudreaux on the ground, laughing so hard that he's
turning blue in the face.Not understanding why, the Texan says to Boudreaux, "Man, I bash in your
windows, and you laugh; I bash in your tail lights, and you laugh;I bash in your windshield,mirrors and
headlights, and you can barely breathe because you're laughing so hard.What the hell is wrong with
you?" Finally catching his breath, Boudreaux says "YOU FOOL;  you Texans think you're so much better
than us; you know what? When you wasn't looking I got out the circle three times!!!
 

Boudreaux goes hunting
Boudreaux at the hunting camp with 3 buddies, drinking beer and playing bouree. We'll call them
Thibodeaux, Gauthreaux, and Fontenot."Boudreaux" say's Fontenot, "You coming hunt them bear with us
in the morn?" Boudreaux, the excellent hunter that he is, says,"Non, I think I'll go alone; I hunt better
that way." So, inthe morning when everyone else woke to go on the hunt, there was ole Boudreaux,
returning from his hunt with a big black bear.There was only one bullet hole on the bear,right between
the eyes."Damn, you are a good shot"says Thibodeaux, who is leaving to go hunting."Yep, one shot, that's
all it took" says Boudreaux, "I told you! "Well, they came back later that day without a single bear.That
night, the same routine; beer and bouree.Thibodeaux asks Boudreaux if he'll go on the hunt with them in
the morn.Again, Boudreaux says "No, I hunt better alone." So in the morn all 3 guys are leaving for the
hunt when Boudreaux is returning with a bear.Again, only one bullet hole between the eyes. Gauthreaux,
not believing what he's seeing, exclaims "Boudreaux, how you do it with one shot? You can't be that good,
huh?" Well, the same thing happens later that day; they return without a single bear.The next morning
Boudreaux returns with a bear as the other 3 are leaving for their hunt.But, this time, there were 3
bullet holes on the bear; one in between the eyes, one in the left paw, and one in the right
paw.Gauthreaux, seeing the three bullet holes, exclaims, "Uh huh, I knew you couldn't do it three times in
a row with one bullet;I knew you wasn't that good!!" Boudreaux, remaining calm, says "No man, all it took
was one shot, thats it!! You see, it was pretty dark when I shot him, I put my flashlight up like  dis    and
shined it at his eyes.When  he saw the light, he put both his hands over his eyes to cover them, and that's
when I shot."

Boudreaux makes his Lent Sacrifice
Boudreaux walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender ask him,"You know Boudreaux, a pint goes flat after I pour it; wouldn't you rather I pour fresh pints for you, one at a time? Boudreaux replies: "Well, you see sha, I have two brothers.One in Nova Scotia, and the other, in France, and me, mais I'm from Louisiana. When we all left home, we promised we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Boudreaux becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the regulars notice and fall silent, speculating about what might have happened to one of the absent brothers.When Boudreaux goes back to the bar for a second round, the bartender says, "Hey Boudreaux, I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." Boudreaux looks confused for a moment and then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs and says:"Oh, no, no, no, arrybody's fine.I've just given up beer for Lent."

HELL FREEZES OVER  lol
Boudreaux died and was on his way down to hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux. When Boudreaux arrived, the devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like it down there?" Boudreaux says. " Mais, it's just fine.It reminds me of summer on the bayou." That made the devil mad.That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go.Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the devil asked him,Now how do you like it down here?" Boudreaux says," Mais,it's fine. It reminds me of August in Lafayette." As you might expect, that made the devil more mad.Well, that night,he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go!The whole place frosted over.Icicles started forming from the rafters.When Boudreaux woke up, the devil asked him, How you like it NOW,BOUDREAUX? Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!" The devil was infuriated! He yelled,"What do you mean you're one hapy Cajun?!!! Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!!!!!
 

Cajuns and the Mafia
Down around the Texas- Louisiana border, there has been a recent rash of illegal cock fighting, with the attendant gambling. The director of the Louisiana State Police finally bent to public pressure and sent an investigator to get to the bottom of the problem. The crack investigator, Boudreaux, took an unmarked cruiser and headed for Vinton. He was gone for two days and arrived back in Baton Rouge to report to the director. He reported that there were three major groups involved in the illegal cock fighting-Texas Aggies,Cajuns and the Mafia.Of course, the boss wanted to know how he surmised this, and he replied that he knew there were Texas Aggies involved when he saw someone enter a "duck" into the fight. He knew that there were Cajuns involved when someone bet on the duck. He knew that he was absolutely postive that tha Mafia was involved when the duck won.

Boudreaux in the dentist office;"How much you get for pulling dat toot? The dentist replies,"Well with gas, I get $75." "Oh man, dat's way too much money.What if you take dat needle, poke it in around dat toot, and put Novocain in dere, and den pull it?" "Well, that would be a $50 dollar extraction." "Mercy! What if you take dem pliers, reach in dere, and just yank dat baby outta dere?" "I guess I could do that for five bucks." "Dat's more like it! Marie, Marie, come get in dis chair!"
 

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux file for there unimployment insurance
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux found themselves out of a job when the underwear factory in Port Barre shut down.But their boss said they could go to the LSU office,you know, the Louisiana State Unemployment office. So as Thibodeaux waited, Boudreaux sat down at the desk and was interviewed by the lady there."And what was your former occupation?" she asked. "Me, I was a crotch sticker.I specialized in ladies underpants." Boudreaux proudly replied. So the lady looks it up in her book and says, "Ok, you're eligible for $50 a week." "Hot damn, you mean I don't gotta do nothin' and I can get $50 a week. Man, that even beats crawfishin!" Boudreaux shouted. Then Thibodeaux sat down and the lady asked him the same question. Thibodeaux looked her straight in the eye and said,"I was a diesel fitter." She looked up in her big book again and said "Very good then, you're eligible for $200 a week in unemployment benefits." "Wait A HOT DAMN MINUTE!" BOUDREAUX shouted."How come he gets $200 a week, and me,I only get $50. I told you I used to be a crotch sticker; you know you gotta be real good to do that kind of work so the seams are all nice a straight and smooth so nothing scratches you.And Thibodeaux here, he's only a diesel fitter.And he's gonna make at least twice more than I'm making?" "Oh,"  the lady replied, "but he's a skilled laborer with an education. Diesel fitters are in high demand especially by oil fields and heavy equipment users. There's not many diesel specialists around." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady," Boudreaux continued,"you got it all wrong. Yeah, Thibodeaux's a deisel fitter, all right.But what     that means is that after I do all the fine work on the lady drawers, he pickes them up,looks'em over and stretches them this way and that, and then say;s, "Yep, dese'll fit her!"
 

Boudreaux Moves Away from Lafayette
This is the story of Boudreaux and Marie who moved North to a new job. Below is the list of short notes written on a postcard to his friend Thibodeaux; Dec.16 ; Thibodeaux, it started to snow a lot up here.This is the first snow Marie and I have seen in years. Marie and I took our hot buttered rum and sat by the picture window, watching the snow flakes come down on the trees and covering the ground. Boy its pretty......Dec.17; Thibodeaux, we woke up with snow on the ground.I shoveled snow from the driveway for the first time and I LIKE IT very much.The snowplow machine came by and covered my driveway.The driver smiled and waved. I waved back and shoveled the snow again. Dec.18; Thibodeaux, it snowed 5 more inches last night and the temp dropped down to 9 degrees. Thibodeaux this is goose and duck weather. I goosed Marie and ducked under the covers again. Man it is cold in this place. A few limbs on the trees broke off and fell in the yard. The snowploy came by  and did his trick again. I shoveled the brownish-gray snow again. Dec.19; Thibodeaux, the temperture went up just enough to melt the snow butthen dropped 8 degrees and made some ice.I went to buy some snow tires for the car and fell on my derriere. Had to pay the Doctor $145. More snow expected. Dec.20; Thibodeaux, it's COLD!!!!!! Freezing my rear off!!!!!!! Sold car and bought 4 by 4 truck to get to work. Slid into guardrail and did $2200 worth of damage. Had  another 8 inches of that damn snow last night. The stupid snowplow came by twice. Now the driveway is nothin but ice....I am getting fed up with this weather. Dec.21; Thibodeaux, more snow and it is 7 BELOW ZERO. All the trees lost their limbs last night and three trees were broken in half. The electricity went off last night. Tried to keep from freezing my derriere by hugging Marie's but her derriere was as cold as mine. I tried to keep warm by using candles. Had to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom with no heat. It reminded me of the good old days. My derriere got stuck to the toilet seat. I got scared and got up fast. I knocked the damn candle off the stand and caught the curtains on fire. I put out the fire but had second degree burn on my hand. While coming back from the Doctor my 4 by 4 slid on ice and was totaled. Damn I hate this weather. Dec.22; Thibodeaux, damn snow keeps coming down. Had to put on all the clothes that I own just to get to the mailbox. If I ever catch that SOB that drives that snowplow I will kick his ... Power still off, toilet froze, and part of the roof has caved in. More snow predicted. Dec.23; Thibodeaux, six more inches of damn snow came down with sleet.Who knows what other kind of stuff will fall today. I went outside to clear the driveway and the damn snowplow driver came by and dumped more snow on my driveway. I  chased  and stopped him long enough to beat him up. I was going to hit him with my shovel, but he got away. Marie left me. Car won't start. I am going snow blind my toes are frozen. More snow predicted and the wind chill is 44 degrees below zero. DAMN it is cold. Dec.24; Thibodeaux, I AM MOVING BACK TO LAFAYETTE!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Ol Boudreaux's Drunk Driving Police Stop
One night, Boudreaux was driving his pick-em-up truck out the parking lot of his favorite bar, all drunk like, Boudreaux was weaving down the road, and a state trooper pulls Boudreaux's truck over to the side of the road.The trooper say's "Cmon outa dere, Boudreaux, an' walk on de yeller line....Whoo Boudreaux! you smell like de inside of de beer barrel!"  Boudreaux says,"You gonna see jus'how drunk I am. Walk on de yeller line? I'm gonna do you one better den dat! Watch dis! And with that, ol' Boudreaux, jumps up on the top of a picket fence on the side of the road. Dik- Dik-Dik, Boudreaux walks along the top of the picket fence, like he is some kind of circus performer.The trooper says,"Dat's pretty good, Boudreaux. Reckon you can get down now, an drive your old self home. Stop messin' around on dat fence. Boudreaux says, "man, you ain't see nutting yet! Here it is, late at night, and Boudreaux takes a right hand turn off the picket fence onto the top of a barb wire fence, out along this pasture. BOING -BOING-BOING, Boudreaux hops along the barb wire fence.While Boudreaux was hopping down the fence, he looks in the pasture and sees a big black Brangus bull with long handlebar horns.Boudreaux, looks at the bull,the bull paws the ground like he is ready to go for Boudreaux. Boudreaux jumps off the barb wire fence into the pasture, grabs the bull by the horns, shouting "Give it to me!" The bull, goes this way, and Boudreaux went that way, and finally the bull got the better of Boudreaux, and flung Boudreaux out to the edge of a sugar cane field. Boudreaux comes out of the cane field, all cut up from the sugar cane. Boudreaux staggers over to the barb wire fence, hops up on it, BOING-BOING-BOING, he hops back along the top of the barb wire fence, then DINK -DINK-DINK-, he walks back along the top of the picket fence, back to the trooper. Boudreaux says, "Lock me up,  mister Trooper, I'm too drunk to drive!" "Mais, Boudreaux, I just saw you walk along de top of dat picket fence and hop along de top of dat barb wire fence!  I don't tink I could do dat myself.You go on home, now, you ol fool." Boudreaux says, "Lock me up ennyway. Any night dis ol Boudreaux is too drunk to steal a bicycle from a black boy, Boudreaux is too drunk to drive.
 

Five cajuns sitt'in around da Camp Fire
Five cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya Basin.They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing in the  world.Boudreaux said,"I think the fastest thing in the world is a thought because before you can think it"s already thought," Thibodeaux said,"No, the fastest thing in the world is a blink because before you can think about it you blunk already." Alfonse said,"No, the fastest thing in the world is electricity because when you turn dat light switch on the electricity travels fast-fast  and the lights come on before you know it." Ti-Boy said, "Ya'll all wrong, the fastest thing in the world is diarrhea." Everyone asked,"Diarrhea?" Ti-boy said,"Yea, last night before I could think, blink, or turn on the lights I shit on myself."

Boudreaux washes by hand
Boudreaux got home from work one evening to find his wife and kids in front of the TV watching cartoons, Boudreaux told his wife," Honey I'm horny, Let's go in de bedroom and ......." Mrs. Boudreaux got up and walked over to Boudreaux and quietly told him,"Boudreaux, you gonna have to stop talkin' like dat in front of de kids. Dey gettin' older now and pretty soon dey gonna know what you talkin' about. From now on, why don't we use a code?" Boudreaux wondered,"What kinda code you talkin' about?"His wife replied,"The next time you feel horny,why don't you say,"Honey, let's do the laundry' I'll know what you mean, de kids won't." Boudreaux said,"DAT'S a real good idea, baby. Now let's go do the laundry." Mrs.Boudreaux said,"Oh baby, I'm really so tired. I had a very rough day. Why don't we wait till tomorrow?" Boudreaux said that would be ok, since he was also tired.He then went to bed.A few minutes later, Mrs. Boudreaux began to think about weather she was being selfish. She told herself that Boudreaux really works hard for his family. He deserves to relax and feel good when he gets home from a hard days work. She decided to join him in the bedroom.When she got there, Boudreaux was apparently sleeping. She nudged him on the shoulder and said,"Boudreaux, wake up. Let's do the laundry." Boudreaux turned over and replied,"It's ok baby. It was a small load, so I did it by hand!!"
 

Boudreaux goes a hunt'in
Gautreaux was sitting on the bayou bank, fishing. Boudreaux walks up with a couple of boxes on his shoulders, and plops them down in the pirogue.Gautreaux said,"Mais Boudreaux, whare you goin wit dem box?" Boudreaux replied,"Dat's gator aid. Me, I'm gonna catch some gator." "You cain't ketch no gators wit dat.You crazy. Boudreaux answered, Oh yaah, you oughta come wid me."Gautreaux said, No, I gonna stay and fish." A couple of hours later, Boudreaux came paddling back with three gators in the pirogue,and pulling three more.Gautreaux was surprised. The next day, same place, same time,Gautreaux fishing again.. Boudreaux walks up with another box and throws in them in the pirogue.Gautreaux asked,"OOOKAY,whut you doin' this time?" Boudreaux says,"Got sum duck tape, gonna git me sum duck." "Dis time, says Gautreaux, I know you gotta be full of poo-poo.You can't do dat." "Mais, sho I kin.Why you don cum go wit me."Gatreaux said...No, I gonna stay here and fish."Later, Boudreaux paddles up to the bayou bank.Only his head is sticking out of the ducks in his boat. Gautreaux says, "Man,dat is some surprise to me." The third day, same thing, same place,, walks up Boudreaux with a bundle of sticks on his shoulder.Gautreaux said, "Now whut inna world you gonna do wit dem stick?" "Boudreaux replied, "Mais Chere, dem ain't no stick, dey pussy willow poles."Gautreaux stood up, threw his fishing pole in the bayou, said  "Boudreaux, move you big butt ova.Today, Me, I'm gonna  go witcha."
 

Dr. Thibodeaux's examination
Leblanc one day noticed his cat looked a bit ill stricken.So he phoned up the Local Vet, Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux got there, he said, "Well, show me da cat." Leblanc hands him the cat, and Dr.Thibodeaux takes a look, he stroked his hands along the right side of the cat, then the left side of the cat, and finally gives a little touch to the cat's head and tail."Well?  Well?.....What could it be?" Asked Leblanc."Looks like you called me over for nothing, seems da cat just got a hold of some BAD catnip or  somethin" replied the Dr. Thibodeaux. "Well, How much I owe ya?" asks Leblance."Well, I won't charge ya nothin for my services, But, it'll be 500 dollars for the CAT-SCAN.   lol
 

Thibodeaux helps Boudreaux with his car checkout
One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were riding down the highway in Boudreaux's pick-up truck when suddenly he pulled over to the side of the road. Boudreaux said," Hey Thibodeaux, I ain't too sure dem turn signals are workin, cher.Get out back and check it out."Old Thibodeaux, gets out of the truck and stands there for about three minutes without saying a word.Finally, Boudreaux shouts, "HEY! Thibodeaux,are dey workin' cher?" Thibodeaux yells back,"Dey workin'.....dey not workin'....dey not workin'......dey workin....dey not workin......????